Everest Beard Balm
29,029 feet. The tallest point on the surface of the Earth: the top of Mount Everest. Upon this point stood Sir Edmund Hillary in 1953, as he conquered a mountain never before defeated by mankind. But after weeks of climbing, by all rights Edmund should have had a wonderful beard to show off. And yet, history records him with a clean-shaven face. We can only assume that Sir Edmund made the critical mistake of leaving his beard unprepared for the harsh conditions of Everest — and had to shave off his most glorious feature before his moment of glory.
But Edmund could have avoided having to make that choice if he hadn’t underestimated his beard. Because in harsh conditions, it’s not easy to keep a serious beard under control. But with a dash of our dark, woodsy Everest beard balm, Edmund could have kept his beard — and preserved it in the annals of history. So if you’re a refined man with a glorious beard, make the smart decision and grab some Everest beard balm — and keep your beard beautiful, tame, and smelling like the forests on Everest.
Ingredients: Shea Butter, Beeswax, Jojoba Oil, Argan Oil.
Essential oils used for scent: Fir Needle, Lemongrass, Rosemary, Cedarwood.